Sign in Golden Gate Park panhandle: "Mowing postponed due to wet soft condition of field."
E.K. & I were like (sarcastically), "Gee, I'm glad they tell us these things. I mean, if this sign wasn't here, we'd be like, 'What's going on? Aren't they ever gonna mow here again??' " Why anyone would assume anyone cared about the status of the mowing, and would even put up a sign, was beyond us and, for some reason, was unbearably funny.
A few blocks later we saw a guy walking his dog and the dog was pooping, but having trouble getting it out. And the guy was actually coaching his dog, and this is what he said: "Work it out... Be the poop... See your future... Work it out." E.K. & I looked at each other and then burst out laughing. I felt like we were in some kind of movie, or something.
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